ESPN nowadays sucks! Really, I liked it
more when I was a kid when it was all about showing baseball, football,
basketball, and hockey highlights (the 4 major sports).
Now, the channel has a major hard on for three things.
, they get major
wood during baseball season the only team that matters to them is the
YANKEES and they salivate like Pavlovian Dogs whenever they play or
don't play. The majority of people HATE the Yankees so why would we all
care about them more than any other team?
, they do NOT exist
to INFORM their viewers and discuss the TEAM aspects of sports. They do
not want to appeal to the EDUCATED fan. Instead, they want to maximize
their audience by appealing to the MOST viewers. The motive of course
is to increase ratings as much as possible so their corporate masters
give them more money to perpetually advertise the polished turds they
offer. It of course sucks for everybody in the entire world to be
forced to watch (for example) the same stupid beer commercials over and
over again. Really, how many times have we all heard that stupid Miller
64 song in the past year! After being bombarded non-stop with that song
I swore an oath NEVER to buy one which isn't hard for me to do cause
who wants a stupid low-calorie beer to begin with. To me, beer is beer,
and judging by the obesity rate in the country it doesn't look like a
lot of people are drinking and eating low-calorie and piss-tasting food.
, everybody there is
IN LOVE with themselves and they all have massive throbbing erections
for, you guessed it ... THEMSELVES !!!! What makes them get hard-ons?
INDIVIDUAL "BREAKING NEWS" and "CONTROVERSIAL STORIES" !! For instance,
team news? WHO CARES? Instead, when an individual is in the news they
try to suck in as many idiots as possible. WHY? It's easier to make
viewers (whether or not they are sports fans) relate to ONE PERSON
instead of one team. Every time one person is in the news the entire
network starts pleasuring themselves as the same time! You want
evidence? The "score ticker" at the bottom of the screen. We see the
scores scroll by separated by tabs: Football, Baseball, Hockey, and (as
if anybody really wants to know) Mexican League Women's High School
Volleyball. SO, when one person is in the news they totally character
assassinate the guy by putting his NAME as a full fledged SPORT! How
many times in the past few years have we seen, Favre, Clemons, Bonds,
TEBOW, RGIII, Armstrong, and other players whether they are newsworthy
items or not have a tab all to themselves.
Where does that lead us? Regardless of what the news is, if any of it
is true or false it doesn't matter. All you have to do is put "sources
report" in front of it and immediately whether the story is true or
not. If a rumor breaks and utterly invades the privacy rights of a
player they don't give a damn as long as people go "Ouuuu, so and so is
in the news for whatever reason !! Get on the dial and tell everybody
regardless of whether or not it's true."
WHO WAS THE IDIOT THAT LEAKED THE STORY TO ESPN? That has yet to be
found. BUT, WHY would somebody leak it ONLY to them? Whoever the person
was, ANY journalist knows that when you receive information you MUST
question the source and whether or not the information is suitable for
a leak. In this case it's not so as two crack-pot idiot "journalists"
at ESPN named Mark Fainaru-Wada (WTF kinda last name is that anyway) and T.J. Quinn
A few years prior, these schmucks were subpoenaed to testifying in
who their leaked source was in the Bonds' steroid scandal. They never
did and never faced criminal charges of obstructing justice. Yeah, it's
just fine to protect their confidential sources no matter whether or
not their information is true but when it comes to protecting the
integrity of the game we love and protecting the confidentially of
players who are heroes to people around the world it's no problem to
throw them under the bus and "brand" them as cheaters for life. Those
two assholes are NOT journalists or reporters. They are two
son-of-a-bitches who want fame regardless of the truth and who they
falsely accuse of wrongdoing !!!
7) SCIENCE: 20 TO 1 TESTOSTERONE RATIO !!! ????
Steroids alter the mind and an overdose (of course) cause DRAMATIC
MENTAL HEALTH CHANGES. I can testify myself with this. Back in 2000 I
received too much of a non-dick shrinking and non-anabolic steroid. I
WENT CRAZY AND HAD CRAZY MOOD SWINGS and that was with only 60 MG of
Prednisone !! So, my testosterone level was probably something like 2/1
or 3/1. BUT 20/1 .. IT WOULD TURN A PERSON INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK and
practically make a man start uprooting trees and turning over cars like
a crazy guy !! I got a tone of acne when I went through that
experience. EVER SEEN BRAUN with Acne??? NOPE !! FACE IS ALWAYS BLEMISH
CHECK THIS OUT: According to the Mayo Clinic: "It is possible to overdose on testosterone from replacement therapy,
according to the Mayo Clinic. Side effects may include temporary
blindness or blurry vision, seizures, the inability to speak, slurred
speech or severe weakness in the legs or arms.
Seek emergency medical
treatment if any of these side effects occur."
ASK YOURSELF - WHY IN THE WORLD, WOULD ANY ATHLETE DURING THE MOST
IMPORTANT GAMES of their careers (in Braun's case, the playoffs) GO OFF
THE GALVANOMETER (that's just a personal word I find funny and is used
to study earthquakes) SCALES TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE? Why would a HITTER
.. WANT .. BLURRED VISION AND WEAKNESS OF THE ARMS AND LEGS !!!!!!!!!
???????? Considering how great Braun did in the playoffs in 2011,
evidence (like always) points to complete innocence !!!